Magical Thinkers Mugs

'Pixie dust? So that's how you won the sales contest.'

"Why is it you always head back to the well?" "Making a wish always makes me feel swell!"

It's alphabet soup. I'm going to cast a spell.

"I need to update my cloak of invincibility."

"Ponder This - your life is waiting for a bus that never comes!"

"Your problem is that you live in a fantasy world."

Wiccapedia.

Business plan.

Morning Genie

Magician finds his pockets empty due to high food prices.

Quantum Psychic

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

Magic Tricks

Sisyphus visits Stowe

Sisyphus and coronavirus

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

Id/Ego/Superego.

"Rapunzel,Rapunzel.Throw down your accounts for the last fiscal year!"

A Padlock and a Pet Key.

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

'And you thought you grew big pumpkins.'

A voodoo doctor.

Priest with the Pet Devil.

Folk o' the Wee

'You should have thought about your allergies before you built the ark.'

'You will be reincarnated as someone who undergoes past life regression.'

'I'm sorry but I need my own space.'

"Professor Williams had at first been reluctant to join the Assistant Deans in their Think Great Thoughts aerobics. He later came to enjoy the activity."

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

Whale Cupid: The Whale world's version of Cupid using a high-powered Harpoon as a Bow and arrow.

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

A self-filling prophecy.