Magical Mischief Planner Pillows

A trap for Santa

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Newt sale

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

It's sure been easier to mess around at work since we decided to bell the boss.

Knights

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

God creates humans.

'... No, actually. He's short, blond and ugly.'

"My new year's resolution. . . .Not to drink out of the toilet."

"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"

Fortune teller has a diary for 2017

'What's my fortune then?!

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

'This isn't the first time you've been here---- is it ?'

"Ok, get the 09:30 to Manchester... change for the 11:25 to Preston.. then catch the 12:15..."

'According to the previous exercise's logic, this time the result must be six.'

"Lunch Thursday at one? Looks good to me."

Fly-drive

"That's not the boiling oil, that's my casserole!"

Rooster writes out 'Things to cock-a-doodle-do.'

Frankie the discount genie

'You and your shortcuts.'

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

'And leave any chocolatey looking bits - the cat's been in the garden again,'

"So this is your plan B?!"