Magic Wish Granter Gifts

"I don't do wishes by committee."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Astral Projection

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

'..and one for the pot.'

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

"If three coins in the Trevi fountain will work, why not lots?"

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

Genie.

"I'm Hygienia, the good witch of the north."

"In a Universe Light Years Away...Almost, son, but remember you have to light up all the people for your wish to come true."

'I wish I looked like a model.'

'Did you make a wish?'

"Give way immediately!"

"If I had three wishes, my last wish would be to only have two wishes."

"'I wish for this...I wish for that...' No one ever asks what I want!"

What do you wish for next year?

Birthday cake

"How much do you tip your genie?"

"The curse has been set – your ex's shoes will now squeak in the quietest of settings."

Wine Well

'We spent centuries refining our eyes of newt and bat wing potion, and now we're expected to give it away for free?'

'The bases are loaded. No outs. Bottom of the ninth. Their best hitter is up, and ... Wait! Look! We're saved! It's the Good Witch of the North!'

Ellen's friends suddenly realized she was a real witch.

'You're too late - a bear with a sweet toorh ate me out of house and home.'

Dinosaur Wishbone

"I can never remember...Is it white wine or red wine that goes best with children?"

'Football on TV all year round, you say?'

'Go to my facebook page for a list of the things I'd like. . .'

"Why is it you always head back to the well?" "Making a wish always makes me feel swell!"