Magic Wish Granter Pillows

"I don't do wishes by committee."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

'..and one for the pot.'

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

"If three coins in the Trevi fountain will work, why not lots?"

"I'm Hygienia, the good witch of the north."

Genie.

"Give way immediately!"

"If I had three wishes, my last wish would be to only have two wishes."

"'I wish for this...I wish for that...' No one ever asks what I want!"

What do you wish for next year?

"How much do you tip your genie?"

Dinosaur Wishbone

'You're too late - a bear with a sweet toorh ate me out of house and home.'

"The curse has been set – your ex's shoes will now squeak in the quietest of settings."

'We spent centuries refining our eyes of newt and bat wing potion, and now we're expected to give it away for free?'

Birthday cake

Wine Well

'The bases are loaded. No outs. Bottom of the ninth. Their best hitter is up, and ... Wait! Look! We're saved! It's the Good Witch of the North!'

'Football on TV all year round, you say?'

Wishing swell.

"Why is it you always head back to the well?" "Making a wish always makes me feel swell!"