Wish Granter Gifts

Wishing swell.

"I'm the chairman of the wish foundation."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Storm in a magic lamp.

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

'Before I grant you your wish you have to fill out an environmental statement.'

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

'Can you make me taste like broccoli?'

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

Wishing Well

"If three coins in the Trevi fountain will work, why not lots?"

"In a Universe Light Years Away...Almost, son, but remember you have to light up all the people for your wish to come true."

Genie.

A Discreet Hint.

Just a sec – I want to see which wishes get the most likes before I decide.

'I wish I looked like a model.'

'Did you make a wish?'

"If I had three wishes, my last wish would be to only have two wishes."

"'I wish for this...I wish for that...' No one ever asks what I want!"

Future beauty pageant contestants' Christmas wish.

"I cant do that! Who's gonna deliver the mail?!"

What do you wish for next year?

"Hearing aids. What did you wish for?"

Make a Wish

'Star light, star bright, first star I...' 'No.'

Birthday cake

"Stupid superstitious waste of money - what'd you wish for, a new vacuum?"

Dinosaur Wishbone

"How much do you tip your genie?"