Wish Granter Gifts

Wishing swell.

"I'm the chairman of the wish foundation."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Storm in a magic lamp.

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

'Before I grant you your wish you have to fill out an environmental statement.'

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

'Can you make me taste like broccoli?'

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

A Discreet Hint.

Genie.

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

"If three coins in the Trevi fountain will work, why not lots?"

Wishing Well

What do you wish for next year?

"'I wish for this...I wish for that...' No one ever asks what I want!"

"I cant do that! Who's gonna deliver the mail?!"

"Hearing aids. What did you wish for?"

Make a Wish

"If I had three wishes, my last wish would be to only have two wishes."

'Star light, star bright, first star I...' 'No.'

"How much do you tip your genie?"

Wine Well

"Stupid superstitious waste of money - what'd you wish for, a new vacuum?"

Dinosaur Wishbone

Birthday cake

Wishing Well - "It works!"