Magazine Monger Gifts

'According to this list, this list is ranked #4 on the greatest lists of all time.'

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

News and Magazines. Tax Bill Debate. The trickle-down can never compete with siphon-up.

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

Punch Magazine - "You've got a circulation problem."

Who Wore It Best?

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

Celebrity Gavin Henson

Hog magazine with litters to the editor dept.

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

"It's 'Architectural Digest.' "

"What's a copper nitrate...?"

Leisure Editor

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"Stilton's the king, Camembert and chèvre are landed gentry, and cheddars are the serfs, you know."

"And these soya beans were engineered using Human DNA."

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

'Which? Covid-19 Variant' Guide.

Women's and men's magazines.

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

'Hey! Have you heard the awful news?!'

'Tell the doctor I'll be with him in another page and a half.'

'I live in an apartment. Do you have 'Good ApartmentKeeping'?'

Woman Gets Taken Away By Hairdryer.

"I subscribed to a collector's magazine! It has great interviews with big-time collectors who buy the world's rarest treasures."

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

"You know, you're not just cancelling a magazine subscription. You're stabbing print media in the back!"

'Fresh Fish' 'Stand offish'

Shop manager drives digger to remove persistent magazine readers

"Herb reads 'Fortune' and 'Sports Illustrated', and I read 'Time' and 'Life'. That way we get the over-all picture."

"Who am I to question our government's policies? I'll tell you who I am! I'm Bernard A. Nesbitt, who reads the 'Times,' the 'Wall Street Journal,' the 'Post,' 'Newsweek,' 'Time,' 'Business Week,' 'U.S.News & World Report,' 'Look,' 'Life,' and 'Saturday Evening Post.' That's who I am!"