Magazine Monger Pillows

'According to this list, this list is ranked #4 on the greatest lists of all time.'

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

Punch Magazine - "You've got a circulation problem."

Who Wore It Best?

Leisure Editor

"It's 'Architectural Digest.' "

"Stilton's the king, Camembert and chèvre are landed gentry, and cheddars are the serfs, you know."

"What's a copper nitrate...?"

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

Hog magazine with litters to the editor dept.

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

"And these soya beans were engineered using Human DNA."

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

Women's and men's magazines.

'Which? Covid-19 Variant' Guide.

'Hey! Have you heard the awful news?!'

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

'Tell the doctor I'll be with him in another page and a half.'

"I subscribed to a collector's magazine! It has great interviews with big-time collectors who buy the world's rarest treasures."

"You know, you're not just cancelling a magazine subscription. You're stabbing print media in the back!"

Woman Gets Taken Away By Hairdryer.

'I live in an apartment. Do you have 'Good ApartmentKeeping'?'

'Fresh Fish' 'Stand offish'

Shop manager drives digger to remove persistent magazine readers

"Who am I to question our government's policies? I'll tell you who I am! I'm Bernard A. Nesbitt, who reads the 'Times,' the 'Wall Street Journal,' the 'Post,' 'Newsweek,' 'Time,' 'Business Week,' 'U.S.News & World Report,' 'Look,' 'Life,' and 'Saturday Evening Post.' That's who I am!"

"When we're not casting spells we cast metals."