Mystery Monger Pillows

'The story you are about to hear is true, only the names have been changed to protect the innocent.'

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"

Madame Borigard: Reader of the Occult - Derivatives & Credit Default Swaps Explained

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

"Stilton's the king, Camembert and chèvre are landed gentry, and cheddars are the serfs, you know."

"And these soya beans were engineered using Human DNA."

"You're everyman? But I thought I was everyman."

'Hey! Have you heard the awful news?!'

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

'According to this list, this list is ranked #4 on the greatest lists of all time.'

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

'I can smell a rat, sergeant!'

"When we're not casting spells we cast metals."

Painting of hand pointing,

"Just remember...the share market is cyclical."

"I hear they think they found wreckage of Amelia Earhart's plane."

"It appears it's middle was licked out."

'What can you recommend for the 'Big Cheese' where I work?'

"With Gloria, it's in one ear and out the mouth."

CONSPIRACY, INC: 'Right now we're looking for the cryptic message in E.I.E.I. O.'

The Mystery Deepens

'We'd like a book banned in 23 countries, please!'

Your dire prediction in this space. 1-555-826-1000

Ello Ello Ello.

Business man with magnifying glass

'C'mon, Bill, LOOK at the evidence! A fabulous home-made crust, fresh apples, raisins, gourmet vanilla ice cream, and no sign of a struggle. This guy was definitely killed by kindness!'

'I love this job because you customers always smile when you place your order!'

"I always have chicken so I can study the entrails."

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