Mystery Monger T-Shirts

'The story you are about to hear is true, only the names have been changed to protect the innocent.'

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"

Madame Borigard: Reader of the Occult - Derivatives & Credit Default Swaps Explained

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

"Stilton's the king, Camembert and chèvre are landed gentry, and cheddars are the serfs, you know."

"And these soya beans were engineered using Human DNA."

"You're everyman? But I thought I was everyman."

'Hey! Have you heard the awful news?!'

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

'According to this list, this list is ranked #4 on the greatest lists of all time.'

'I can smell a rat, sergeant!'

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

"When we're not casting spells we cast metals."

'What can you recommend for the 'Big Cheese' where I work?'

CONSPIRACY, INC: 'Right now we're looking for the cryptic message in E.I.E.I. O.'

"I hear they think they found wreckage of Amelia Earhart's plane."

Our menu is legendary. Really? Do you serve leg of Sasquatch? That's my favorite legend! Menu.

Painting of hand pointing,

"Just remember...the share market is cyclical."

"With Gloria, it's in one ear and out the mouth."

"It appears it's middle was licked out."

Mystery bookshelf in library.

The Mystery Deepens

Your dire prediction in this space. 1-555-826-1000

'We'd like a book banned in 23 countries, please!'

"I always have chicken so I can study the entrails."

'C'mon, Bill, LOOK at the evidence! A fabulous home-made crust, fresh apples, raisins, gourmet vanilla ice cream, and no sign of a struggle. This guy was definitely killed by kindness!'

Business man with magnifying glass

Ello Ello Ello.

'I love this job because you customers always smile when you place your order!'