Magazine Hunter T-Shirts

'Our back issues of magazines don't go back this far. Have you tried your doctor's waiting room?'

'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'

The Working Woman's Magazine

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Pets.

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

'Someone important is bound to see my resume now!'

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

And I like to call this my 'dance of the enhanced PEP at alternative firms'.

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

Waiting Room Quarterly

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

Help wanted. Various positions available.

Alien Beauty Magazine

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

'Henry has found his niche with us.'

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

Prayboy

"How's the job interviews going?" "Not well. Seems they only want the best and the brightest."

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

'You don't want the job, do you?'

'Have you got a resume?'

'Mr. Barnes was going to interview you for the job, until he realized you were actually expecting financial compensation, benefits and vacation time.'

'We now have 28 subscription cards in every issue, but we MUST HAVE MORE!'

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

On the cover of Sports Illustrated - Envy

Highlights for Adults