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Women's interest / Men's interest magazines

'Tell the doctor I'll be with him in another page and a half.'

"No, I'm not here to see the doctor- just the magazines."

"Do you stock Zebra Take Down Weekly?"

"What's a copper nitrate...?"

STY magazine

"Look how styles change. I've been asked to pose for Vogue."

'I live in an apartment. Do you have 'Good ApartmentKeeping'?'

Rudolf the Red-Blooded Reindeer.

Christmas Magazines

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

Woman Gets Taken Away By Hairdryer.

'I suggest we make it a man's magazine...with lots of material that women would like to read.' 'No - let's make it a woman's magazine...with lots of material for me to read.'

"You know, you're not just cancelling a magazine subscription. You're stabbing print media in the back!"

Ello Ello Ello.

'Time in a bottle. I was hoping for People.'

'Oh yeah, your voice sounds totally weird!'

Heat magazine

'C'mon, c'mon -- let's see the foldout!'

"I subscribed to a collector's magazine! It has great interviews with big-time collectors who buy the world's rarest treasures."

What're you reading? The God Delusion. HOJ. It's the best-seller by Richard Dawkins, the brilliant Oxford anthropologist. It's a damning tome about the fundamentally destructive influence of society's mindless blind faith in religion. I read Maxim. Only slightly less destructive.

Person Of Interest Monthly

"Ok, do I like this or am I just supposed to like it?"

Diversity Does Not Include Class

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Jean-Paul Sartre

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

Distractions Of The Great

Gay Times...

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')