Magazine Hoarder T-Shirts

"What could I do? It jumped off the newsstand."

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"He'd have hidden in the wardrobe if it wasn't full of your girlie magazines."

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Bobbies library of jeans

Dictionary Sale - Now in High Definition.

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"Boy, these are really overdue!"

"When I opened my cupboards at home they were full of junk food, when I opened my mailbox it was full of junk mail. I'm always afraid to open my portfolio balance."

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

Young Geeks.

'The sagaman must have had a googol of inedita.'

"My father said I was too big for my britches!"

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

"Buckle up. We're in the midst of an unprecedented breadcrumb recession."

'Steven! Those nuts are for guests! Stop hiding them!'

"I don't think you're getting the point of this exercise."

'Damn it! Wait your turn!'

"They're all the books I've self published on amazon."

"Hi honey, could you run by the bookstore on the way home? We're almost out of poetry."

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

Bad News Headlines: War in Iraq...Largest Peace Time Deficit.

Of course it's filled with my old skins, it's my shed.

"We do have a wonderful art collection, but it has taken over somewhat: We either need to have a bower or get professional help..."

'It's come to out attention that you've been hoarding intellectual properties."

'I only collect ghost-written books.'

"Read? I don't read. I just collect."

'You stop buying books and I'll stop buying plants.'