Magazine Hunter Pillows

'Our back issues of magazines don't go back this far. Have you tried your doctor's waiting room?'

'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'

"It's such a lovely day!"

The Working Woman's Magazine

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Pets.

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

'Someone important is bound to see my resume now!'

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

And I like to call this my 'dance of the enhanced PEP at alternative firms'.

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

Waiting Room Quarterly

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

Help wanted. Various positions available.

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

Prayboy

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

'Henry has found his niche with us.'

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

"How's the job interviews going?" "Not well. Seems they only want the best and the brightest."

Alien Beauty Magazine

'Have you two taken the COSMO 'compatibility test'?'

'You don't want the job, do you?'

'Have you got a resume?'

On the cover of Sports Illustrated - Envy

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

Highlights for Adults

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

"I enjoyed your resume, young man - especially the hand-written addendum from your mom."