Magazine Reader Pillows

Horse reading 'Bridle Magazine'.

"I'm not sure my husband would be considered an 'active adult'."

Woman reading: 'How to look hot on the beach this summer.'

"If you didn't want to feel inferior to your classmates, you shouldn't have gone to such a good school."

"Worse Off Alumni Quarterly"

'I hate it when you look at celebrity photos in those magazines, you become so catty.'

Cultchah!

'Here's the answer to that trick puzzle they set last week - it's impossible.'

'I want to change to another doctor, because I've read all of the magazines in your waiting room.'

Surprise attack by the beanbag.

'According to the compatibility test in this magazine, no jury would convict me.'

'No wonder my wife's upset. After reading this article, I can't understand me either!'

"Oh, those..they're just Reader's Digest competition forms."

Young male cat reading a cat fancier's magazine.

Undertaker reading Life Magazine.

True confession

bitter lemon...

"Geoffrey also does crosswords to keep his mind active."

Bitch and a son of a bitch.

Leaky Weather Magazine.

Prisoner reads copy of "LIFE"

'Whatever gave you the idea that you need a face-lift?'

You! Are thick magazine.

Put your feet on the desk...I want people to think I'm out.

Reading 'Levetation Magazine'.

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

Servant maids gossiping about a picture of thier mistress

Royal Pic Photoshop

"Be honest, are you seeing someone else, or did you get that from 'Men's Health'?"

Highlights for Adults

Uncle Murray Weekly

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Audio Books

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."