Mad Men Aficionado Gifts

"Sadie, you were around in the sixties...was 'Mad Men' accurate?"

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"Bloody hell!"

The Origami Society...

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"Hugh fans!"

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Kritik's Korner

Canadian film production

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

The Philip Marlow family

Moby Dick

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Mohamed Salah

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

The Family Joules: Part 5

Batman O' War

Movies vs. Films

'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'