Macrame Maker Gifts

"Others have tried to say something in macrame and failed."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Well....I could've done this!"

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

Raphael

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

GLOO!

'So you could say 'I'm wearing two hats'.'

Cottage Industry

Christo's greatest challenge.

Model Stealth Bomber.

The Creative Process

"I haven't slept well since you pointed out that these modeling sessions are a form of betrayal."

"I wish I could do hands..."

"Nice igloo, but why isn't it melting?!"

Italian Army Knife

"If I had my life to live over again, I'd unlearn macrame."

A pumpkin gets cosmetic surgery

Hunter's Hat Shop

"I used to be super-impressed too, until I found out it's made of paper-mache!"

'How much longer.'

"Weren't they the people you lent the complete macrame book to?"

Artists in big spaces paint big canvases, whilst artists in small spaces paint on small ones.

Cowboy in metric hat shop, "O.K. then, get me a new 45 litre hat"

"Last year it was macrame, this year it's Christianity"

Fairy Tales in Pandemic Time

Good neighbours.

Madame Mantalini introduces Kate to Miss Knag

"So wait - Dana can ferment kombucha, Jason took a spoon-whittling course, I'm a barista, and Lisa has bookshop experience. We're going to be fine."

"Now look here, my money is as good as any man's and I decide when I've had enough hats."