Macho Food Critic Pillows

Real Men Don't Eat Manna.

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

Macho Vegetarian

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

Soldiers' Ego

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

"Science has proven that if you don't know what you're talking about, people will still take you seriously if you act like you do...Especially if you back it up by saying 'Science has proven' it."

Man with many tattoos.

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

'He eats his yogurt and carrot sticks out of a grease-stained brown bag to preserve his macho image.'

"Come on. One more. You got it..." "It's so cute when they do that."

'That rig has made me feel more like a man than any woman ever did.'

'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.'

'I have to convince him it's not going to ruin his macho image if he bunts.'

Arm and leg wrestling.

Bob's new year's resolution was to give up his obnoxious, monstrous, macho streak...he vowed to ditch the leaf blower!

"If it's your chair, man up and get him out of it!"

'My speed limit is bigger than yours.'

'Yes you did, Mike. You just said 'perchance.' And yesterday you called me 'my good fellow.' Twice.'

The Men Thing. . .

Macho Males: Putin and Obama

'Bad hairy-chest day.'

Office worker leans back on chair. Woman says: 'Sorry, but that does not make you a risk-taker.'

'Oh yeah? Step outside and say that!'

'I told you it was a full bodied wine, but you just had to mess with it.'

'Remember, talk up your athlete's foot -- it's the most macho thing about you.'

'Do you have a hat for every day of the week, Clancy?'

'I like my guys tough, you know, the kind who leave the crusts on their sandwiches.'

'What? You wanna piece of me too, Bub?'

"I don't even like bacon that much, but eat a lot of it to impress chicks."

"Can you open this form me?"