Macho Culture Critic Pillows

I have an awful headache. Do you have an aspirin? Not so fast, little buddy. A real man doesn't mask his symptoms with pharmaceuticals. Even if it feels like a jackhammer on his forehead, a real man grits his teeth and bears it. A real man rides it out the way he'd ride out a bucking bronco. Not everything in life is a test of my manhood. A real man would beg to differ.

Office worker leans back on chair. Woman says: 'Sorry, but that does not make you a risk-taker.'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

Macho Vegetarian

Sylvester Stallone

Geezer.

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

Soldiers' Ego

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

"Science has proven that if you don't know what you're talking about, people will still take you seriously if you act like you do...Especially if you back it up by saying 'Science has proven' it."

"Look, Papi...you need to take care of yourself. You don't have to be macho and proud and scared of being weak!"

'He eats his yogurt and carrot sticks out of a grease-stained brown bag to preserve his macho image.'

'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.'

"Take no notice of George - it's just because he opened a jam jar earlier!"

"There's one telltale sign a man is interested in you....He weeps when you mercilessly mock him and all that he holds dear....It also weeds out the 'men' who are afraid to cry."

'That rig has made me feel more like a man than any woman ever did.'

Arm and leg wrestling.

'My speed limit is bigger than yours.'

"Your old boyfriend came by. He wants to patch things up."

'He's a big softie really'.

'Bad hairy-chest day.'

I have an awful headache. Do you have an aspirin? Not so fast, little buddy. A real man doesn't mask his symptoms with pharmaceuticals. Even if it feels like a jackhammer on his forehead, a real man grits his teeth and bears it. A real man rides it out the way he'd ride out a bucking bronco. Not everything in life is a test of my manhood. A real man would beg to differ.

The Men Thing. . .

'Oh yeah? Step outside and say that!'

'I told you it was a full bodied wine, but you just had to mess with it.'

"Now that's a splinter."

The real reason why men shoot animals.

'What? You wanna piece of me too, Bub?'

Clancy: Snake

'I like my guys tough, you know, the kind who leave the crusts on their sandwiches.'

"I don't even like bacon that much, but eat a lot of it to impress chicks."

Real Men Don't Eat Manna.

"Can you open this form me?"

'On the bright side, you've finally got your man-cave.'