Macho Persona Critic Pillows

Macho Vegetarian

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Important Muscles.

Department of Who's Your Daddy?

Geezer.

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

Alpha males through the ages!

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

"Look, Papi...you need to take care of yourself. You don't have to be macho and proud and scared of being weak!"

"This is all my own hair."

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"Science has proven that if you don't know what you're talking about, people will still take you seriously if you act like you do...Especially if you back it up by saying 'Science has proven' it."

Man with many tattoos.

"One last question, Berlinger. Is it just you, or is the whole damn Accounting Department shot full of steroids?"

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

"If he'd done that to me, I'd have got up and given him a good thump!"

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

'He eats his yogurt and carrot sticks out of a grease-stained brown bag to preserve his macho image.'

"Come on. One more. You got it..." "It's so cute when they do that."

'That's a good start, Betsy, but could you make it more macho?'

'That rig has made me feel more like a man than any woman ever did.'

'I want my money back -- I'm still a wuss.'

'Will you sorry excuse for Vikings shut up and go to sleep?!'

"I recommend the lobster today, sir, if you think you're man enough."

'My speed limit is bigger than yours.'

'Yes you did, Mike. You just said 'perchance.' And yesterday you called me 'my good fellow.' Twice.'

'I like a man with a good, firm fist bump.'

Soft answer that turneth away wrath bar and grill...formerly, Salty's

Office worker leans back on chair. Woman says: 'Sorry, but that does not make you a risk-taker.'

"Reggie 'The Butcher' Baker just found out that everyone knows his wife calls him 'love dumpling'."

'My mom would never let me get one before.'

The real reason why men shoot animals.

'I told you it was a full bodied wine, but you just had to mess with it.'

'What? You wanna piece of me too, Bub?'