Macho In Disguise Pillows

'He eats his yogurt and carrot sticks out of a grease-stained brown bag to preserve his macho image.'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Macho talk from down in accounting.

Important Muscles.

Geezer.

Sylvester Stallone

Soldiers' Ego

Alpha males through the ages!

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."

"This is all my own hair."

"Look, Papi...you need to take care of yourself. You don't have to be macho and proud and scared of being weak!"

"Science has proven that if you don't know what you're talking about, people will still take you seriously if you act like you do...Especially if you back it up by saying 'Science has proven' it."

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"One last question, Berlinger. Is it just you, or is the whole damn Accounting Department shot full of steroids?"

"If he'd done that to me, I'd have got up and given him a good thump!"

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

"I'm just saying Darling: You look a lot less formidable when you carry your kitten around..."

Man with many tattoos.

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

"Come on. One more. You got it..." "It's so cute when they do that."

"There's one telltale sign a man is interested in you....He weeps when you mercilessly mock him and all that he holds dear....It also weeds out the 'men' who are afraid to cry."

'That's a good start, Betsy, but could you make it more macho?'

'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.'

'That rig has made me feel more like a man than any woman ever did.'

Arm and leg wrestling.

'I want my money back -- I'm still a wuss.'

"I recommend the lobster today, sir, if you think you're man enough."

"Okay boys, time to maintain a delicate ecological balance between man and beast."

'Will you sorry excuse for Vikings shut up and go to sleep?!'

The Men Thing. . .

'Bad hairy-chest day.'

'He's a big softie really'.

I have an awful headache. Do you have an aspirin? Not so fast, little buddy. A real man doesn't mask his symptoms with pharmaceuticals. Even if it feels like a jackhammer on his forehead, a real man grits his teeth and bears it. A real man rides it out the way he'd ride out a bucking bronco. Not everything in life is a test of my manhood. A real man would beg to differ.