Macho In Disguise T-Shirts

Let them wear their strength on their sleeve—or chest—with our funny t-shirts that playfully hint at the macho in disguise, combining comfort with a clever sense of humor.

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'He eats his yogurt and carrot sticks out of a grease-stained brown bag to preserve his macho image.'

'He eats his yogurt and carrot sticks out of a grease-stained brown bag to preserve his macho image.' mockup

'He eats his yogurt and carrot sticks out of a grease-stained brown bag to preserve his macho image.'

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"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!" mockup

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

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'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!' mockup

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

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Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Man posing on beach as women ignore him. mockup

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

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Macho talk from down in accounting. mockup

Macho talk from down in accounting.

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Important Muscles.

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Geezer.

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Soldiers' Ego

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Alpha males through the ages!

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"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game." mockup

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."

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"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game." mockup

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

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"Look, Papi...you need to take care of yourself. You don't have to be macho and proud and scared of being weak!"

"Look, Papi...you need to take care of yourself. You don't have to be macho and proud and scared of being weak!" mockup

"Look, Papi...you need to take care of yourself. You don't have to be macho and proud and scared of being weak!"

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"This is all my own hair."

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"Science has proven that if you don't know what you're talking about, people will still take you seriously if you act like you do...Especially if you back it up by saying 'Science has proven' it."

"Science has proven that if you don't know what you're talking about, people will still take you seriously if you act like you do...Especially if you back it up by saying 'Science has proven' it."

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"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?" mockup

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

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Man with many tattoos.

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"I'm just saying Darling: You look a lot less formidable when you carry your kitten around..."

"I'm just saying Darling: You look a lot less formidable when you carry your kitten around..." mockup

"I'm just saying Darling: You look a lot less formidable when you carry your kitten around..."

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"If he'd done that to me, I'd have got up and given him a good thump!"

"If he'd done that to me, I'd have got up and given him a good thump!" mockup

"If he'd done that to me, I'd have got up and given him a good thump!"

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'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.' mockup

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

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"One last question, Berlinger. Is it just you, or is the whole damn Accounting Department shot full of steroids?"

"One last question, Berlinger. Is it just you, or is the whole damn Accounting Department shot full of steroids?" mockup

"One last question, Berlinger. Is it just you, or is the whole damn Accounting Department shot full of steroids?"

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"Come on. One more. You got it..." "It's so cute when they do that."

"Come on. One more. You got it..." "It's so cute when they do that." mockup

"Come on. One more. You got it..." "It's so cute when they do that."

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'That's a good start, Betsy, but could you make it more macho?'

'That's a good start, Betsy, but could you make it more macho?' mockup

'That's a good start, Betsy, but could you make it more macho?'

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"There's one telltale sign a man is interested in you....He weeps when you mercilessly mock him and all that he holds dear....It also weeds out the 'men' who are afraid to cry."

"There's one telltale sign a man is interested in you....He weeps when you mercilessly mock him and all that he holds dear....It also weeds out the 'men' who are afraid to cry."

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