Macho Persona Admirer Pillows

'My mom would never let me get one before.'

Soldiers' Ego

Macho Vegetarian

Alpha males through the ages!

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

"One last question, Berlinger. Is it just you, or is the whole damn Accounting Department shot full of steroids?"

Man with many tattoos.

'He eats his yogurt and carrot sticks out of a grease-stained brown bag to preserve his macho image.'

"Come on. One more. You got it..." "It's so cute when they do that."

"Take no notice of George - it's just because he opened a jam jar earlier!"

'That rig has made me feel more like a man than any woman ever did.'

"There's one telltale sign a man is interested in you....He weeps when you mercilessly mock him and all that he holds dear....It also weeds out the 'men' who are afraid to cry."

'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.'

Arm and leg wrestling.

'I want my money back -- I'm still a wuss.'

Bill just couldn't wait for his testosterone to kick in.

'Will you sorry excuse for Vikings shut up and go to sleep?!'

'My speed limit is bigger than yours.'

The Men Thing. . .

'Bad hairy-chest day.'

"Mom said grandpa killed it so his penis would feel bigger."

Macho Males: Putin and Obama

Soft answer that turneth away wrath bar and grill...formerly, Salty's

"You want to fight, big guy? Let's arm wrestle."

'Oh yeah? Step outside and say that!'

"Reggie 'The Butcher' Baker just found out that everyone knows his wife calls him 'love dumpling'."

'I told you it was a full bodied wine, but you just had to mess with it.'

"Hey, Henry! How's the car?"

'I like my guys tough, you know, the kind who leave the crusts on their sandwiches.'

'It's not a bear rug. I paid a real bear to make me look macho.'

"Howard is my most male friend."

'He turned out hard boiled.'