Macho Display Admirer Pillows

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

Soldiers' Ego

Alpha males through the ages!

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

"One last question, Berlinger. Is it just you, or is the whole damn Accounting Department shot full of steroids?"

Man with many tattoos.

'He eats his yogurt and carrot sticks out of a grease-stained brown bag to preserve his macho image.'

"Come on. One more. You got it..." "It's so cute when they do that."

'That rig has made me feel more like a man than any woman ever did.'

"There's one telltale sign a man is interested in you....He weeps when you mercilessly mock him and all that he holds dear....It also weeds out the 'men' who are afraid to cry."

'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.'

"Take no notice of George - it's just because he opened a jam jar earlier!"

Arm and leg wrestling.

'My speed limit is bigger than yours.'

'Will you sorry excuse for Vikings shut up and go to sleep?!'

Rhinovirus (Common Cold) vs Rhinovirus-M (Man Cold)

"Leave it, Cedric! - It's always the same; you have a few drinks and all you want to do is take the world on. . .!"

"If it's your chair, man up and get him out of it!"

The Men Thing. . .

'He's a big softie really'.

Macho Males: Putin and Obama

'Bad hairy-chest day.'

"Mom said grandpa killed it so his penis would feel bigger."

'Oh yeah? Step outside and say that!'

'Do you have a hat for every day of the week, Clancy?'

"Reggie 'The Butcher' Baker just found out that everyone knows his wife calls him 'love dumpling'."

'Remember, talk up your athlete's foot -- it's the most macho thing about you.'

"Now that's a splinter."

'My mom would never let me get one before.'

'I told you it was a full bodied wine, but you just had to mess with it.'

In the end I told him, stop bothering these women or I'll kick you out the door...(only cos he was a lot smaller than you...)

'I like my guys tough, you know, the kind who leave the crusts on their sandwiches.'