Macho Banter Appreciator Pillows

'My speed limit is bigger than yours.'

"Touché"

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

Men can show their emotions!

Soldiers' Ego

Department of Who's Your Daddy?

Alpha males through the ages!

Have you ever sued anyone for slander or libel, Randy? Indeed I have, little buddy. It was 1979. Francis Melba stood up in the middle of the cafeteria and accused me - in front of all the other kids - of being "nothing special." So I stood atop my table, ripped my shirt in two, slowly smoothed out my mustache, and then proceeded to flex my pecs, one at a time. HOJ. The sunlight streaming in through the windows scattered off my bouncing pecs like a disco ball. That's when Melba knew he was toast.

'I'm having trouble with drinking. . . I'm getting Arthritis in my elbow.'

"One last question, Berlinger. Is it just you, or is the whole damn Accounting Department shot full of steroids?"

Man with many tattoos.

"Come on. One more. You got it..." "It's so cute when they do that."

Young Girl: 'Oh YEAH?! Well my Mum's Toy Boy is YOUNGER than YOUR Mum's!'

'That rig has made me feel more like a man than any woman ever did.'

"There's one telltale sign a man is interested in you....He weeps when you mercilessly mock him and all that he holds dear....It also weeds out the 'men' who are afraid to cry."

"Take no notice of George - it's just because he opened a jam jar earlier!"

'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.'

Arm and leg wrestling.

"Your old boyfriend came by. He wants to patch things up."

"If it's your chair, man up and get him out of it!"

'Will you sorry excuse for Vikings shut up and go to sleep?!'

'Play ball!' 'What, no foreplay?'

'Bad hairy-chest day.'

I have an awful headache. Do you have an aspirin? Not so fast, little buddy. A real man doesn't mask his symptoms with pharmaceuticals. Even if it feels like a jackhammer on his forehead, a real man grits his teeth and bears it. A real man rides it out the way he'd ride out a bucking bronco. Not everything in life is a test of my manhood. A real man would beg to differ.

The Men Thing. . .

Macho Males: Putin and Obama

'You're the only man I know who brightens a room when he leaves.'

"You want to fight, big guy? Let's arm wrestle."

Cafe Chichi. Are you together? I am, but I don't know about him.

'Oh yeah? Step outside and say that!'

'Yes, this bike complies with the town's new noise pollution laws, but we've programmed this MP3 player with brrroom brrroom sounds, so you can still feel macho while riding it.'

"Now that's a splinter."

'Remember, talk up your athlete's foot -- it's the most macho thing about you.'

'I told you it was a full bodied wine, but you just had to mess with it.'

'My mom would never let me get one before.'