Macho Moments Appreciator Pillows

"If it's your chair, man up and get him out of it!"

'Remember, talk up your athlete's foot -- it's the most macho thing about you.'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

Soldiers' Ego

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

Alpha males through the ages!

Man with many tattoos.

"One last question, Berlinger. Is it just you, or is the whole damn Accounting Department shot full of steroids?"

"Come on. One more. You got it..." "It's so cute when they do that."

"Take no notice of George - it's just because he opened a jam jar earlier!"

'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.'

"There's one telltale sign a man is interested in you....He weeps when you mercilessly mock him and all that he holds dear....It also weeds out the 'men' who are afraid to cry."

'That rig has made me feel more like a man than any woman ever did.'

Arm and leg wrestling.

Rhinovirus (Common Cold) vs Rhinovirus-M (Man Cold)

'My speed limit is bigger than yours.'

'Will you sorry excuse for Vikings shut up and go to sleep?!'

"Your old boyfriend came by. He wants to patch things up."

"You want to fight, big guy? Let's arm wrestle."

The Men Thing. . .

'He's a big softie really'.

'Bad hairy-chest day.'

Macho Males: Putin and Obama

'Oh yeah? Step outside and say that!'

'I told you it was a full bodied wine, but you just had to mess with it.'

"Now that's a splinter."

'What? You wanna piece of me too, Bub?'

'I like my guys tough, you know, the kind who leave the crusts on their sandwiches.'

Clancy: Snake

In the end I told him, stop bothering these women or I'll kick you out the door...(only cos he was a lot smaller than you...)

"Hey, Henry! How's the car?"

"I don't even like bacon that much, but eat a lot of it to impress chicks."

"Can you open this form me?"

"Howard is my most male friend."