Macho Banter Appreciator Gifts

'My speed limit is bigger than yours.'

"Touché"

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

Men can show their emotions!

Department of Who's Your Daddy?

Soldiers' Ego

Alpha males through the ages!

"One last question, Berlinger. Is it just you, or is the whole damn Accounting Department shot full of steroids?"

Man with many tattoos.

'I'm having trouble with drinking. . . I'm getting Arthritis in my elbow.'

"Come on. One more. You got it..." "It's so cute when they do that."

"Take no notice of George - it's just because he opened a jam jar earlier!"

'That rig has made me feel more like a man than any woman ever did.'

'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.'

"There's one telltale sign a man is interested in you....He weeps when you mercilessly mock him and all that he holds dear....It also weeds out the 'men' who are afraid to cry."

Young Girl: 'Oh YEAH?! Well my Mum's Toy Boy is YOUNGER than YOUR Mum's!'

Arm and leg wrestling.

"Your old boyfriend came by. He wants to patch things up."

'Play ball!' 'What, no foreplay?'

'Will you sorry excuse for Vikings shut up and go to sleep?!'

"If it's your chair, man up and get him out of it!"

'Bad hairy-chest day.'

"You want to fight, big guy? Let's arm wrestle."

The Men Thing. . .

'You're the only man I know who brightens a room when he leaves.'

Macho Males: Putin and Obama

'Oh yeah? Step outside and say that!'

'Yes, this bike complies with the town's new noise pollution laws, but we've programmed this MP3 player with brrroom brrroom sounds, so you can still feel macho while riding it.'

"Now that's a splinter."

'Remember, talk up your athlete's foot -- it's the most macho thing about you.'

'I told you it was a full bodied wine, but you just had to mess with it.'

'My mom would never let me get one before.'

'What? You wanna piece of me too, Bub?'