Macho Culture Admirer Gifts

'That rig has made me feel more like a man than any woman ever did.'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

Soldiers' Ego

Alpha males through the ages!

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

"One last question, Berlinger. Is it just you, or is the whole damn Accounting Department shot full of steroids?"

Man with many tattoos.

"Come on. One more. You got it..." "It's so cute when they do that."

"Take no notice of George - it's just because he opened a jam jar earlier!"

"There's one telltale sign a man is interested in you....He weeps when you mercilessly mock him and all that he holds dear....It also weeds out the 'men' who are afraid to cry."

'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.'

Arm and leg wrestling.

'My speed limit is bigger than yours.'

'Will you sorry excuse for Vikings shut up and go to sleep?!'

Rhinovirus (Common Cold) vs Rhinovirus-M (Man Cold)

Macho Males: Putin and Obama

"Mom said grandpa killed it so his penis would feel bigger."

'He's a big softie really'.

'Bad hairy-chest day.'

Office worker leans back on chair. Woman says: 'Sorry, but that does not make you a risk-taker.'

The Men Thing. . .

'Oh yeah? Step outside and say that!'

'I told you it was a full bodied wine, but you just had to mess with it.'

"Now that's a splinter."

'My mom would never let me get one before.'

'Do you have a hat for every day of the week, Clancy?'

'I like my guys tough, you know, the kind who leave the crusts on their sandwiches.'

"Hey, Henry! How's the car?"

"Howard is my most male friend."

"Can you open this form me?"