Macho Ego Appreciator Gifts

"You want to fight, big guy? Let's arm wrestle."

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

Soldiers' Ego

Macho Vegetarian

Alpha males through the ages!

"One last question, Berlinger. Is it just you, or is the whole damn Accounting Department shot full of steroids?"

Man with many tattoos.

'Mirror, mirror, on the silo, who's the studliest bull in Shiloh?'

"Well, for starters I'd like to thank me."

"Come on. One more. You got it..." "It's so cute when they do that."

"I tell you what, ladies really dig my bad boy image!"

'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.'

'That rig has made me feel more like a man than any woman ever did.'

"There's one telltale sign a man is interested in you....He weeps when you mercilessly mock him and all that he holds dear....It also weeds out the 'men' who are afraid to cry."

"Take no notice of George - it's just because he opened a jam jar earlier!"

Arm and leg wrestling.

'I have to tell you,Tristan- I'm beginning to feel used....'

"Your old boyfriend came by. He wants to patch things up."

"Underneath this placid Brooks Brother facade, I'm up to my neck in some excellent biker tattoos."

'My speed limit is bigger than yours.'

'Will you sorry excuse for Vikings shut up and go to sleep?!'

"If it's your chair, man up and get him out of it!"

"What do you mean, you don't know who I am? I am Ralph. Ralph! Surely you have heard of Ralph."

The Men Thing. . .

Macho Males: Putin and Obama

'Bad hairy-chest day.'

"Still working from home, I see."

'Oh yeah? Step outside and say that!'

'Yes, this bike complies with the town's new noise pollution laws, but we've programmed this MP3 player with brrroom brrroom sounds, so you can still feel macho while riding it.'

'Remember, talk up your athlete's foot -- it's the most macho thing about you.'

'My mom would never let me get one before.'

"Now that's a splinter."