Machismo Appreciators Gifts

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Soldiers' Ego

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

Alpha males through the ages!

"One last question, Berlinger. Is it just you, or is the whole damn Accounting Department shot full of steroids?"

Man with many tattoos.

'He was competitive to the very end.'

"Come on. One more. You got it..." "It's so cute when they do that."

"Clothes, hell. It's the desk that makes the man."

"There's one telltale sign a man is interested in you....He weeps when you mercilessly mock him and all that he holds dear....It also weeds out the 'men' who are afraid to cry."

"Take no notice of George - it's just because he opened a jam jar earlier!"

'I'm sorry, Ma'am, but medical science still has a lot to learn about machismo.'

'That rig has made me feel more like a man than any woman ever did.'

'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.'

"Dear, do you think you may have become too comfortable with your masculinity?"

Arm and leg wrestling.

"Real men don't shave, but, if you have to, don't be dainty about it."

"If it's your chair, man up and get him out of it!"

Macho fishing.

'My speed limit is bigger than yours.'

Rhinovirus (Common Cold) vs Rhinovirus-M (Man Cold)

'Will you sorry excuse for Vikings shut up and go to sleep?!'

The New Man

'Bad hairy-chest day.'

Macho Males: Putin and Obama

"Mom said grandpa killed it so his penis would feel bigger."

The Men Thing. . .

'Oh yeah? Step outside and say that!'

'My mom would never let me get one before.'

'I told you it was a full bodied wine, but you just had to mess with it.'

'Remember, talk up your athlete's foot -- it's the most macho thing about you.'

"Reggie 'The Butcher' Baker just found out that everyone knows his wife calls him 'love dumpling'."

"Now that's a splinter."

"Hey, Henry! How's the car?"