Machismo Observer Gifts

"Clothes, hell. It's the desk that makes the man."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Dog Park / Cat Park

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

"I think you'll like this idea-it's sort of 'dull' meets 'inoffensive.' "

"I've been wondering if there isn't some way we could capitalize on the cat craze."

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.

"No, no, your job's not going out of the country to some foreign bastard. We're just firing you."

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

Alpha males through the ages!

"If you want to know why I fired you, you can subscribe to my blog."

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

'Sometimes I think you're on a different planet.'

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

TV and man

"Die alone"

"I'm going to use my tax cut to trickle down on you all."

"Miss Winthrop, tell my callers that I'm busy with the World Bank."

Poser

A well-dressed panhandler holds a sign that reads "Will argue for food".

"One last question, Berlinger. Is it just you, or is the whole damn Accounting Department shot full of steroids?"

Man with many tattoos.

"Freud said love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness, but human mess is equally true."

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Joy Behar?'

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

"Excuse me, have you seen a large gent with a red coat and face to match."

Planning Office - Acquired by Tesco

'Well, I'm not telling him off. He might be armed.'