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"Clothes, hell. It's the desk that makes the man."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

Dog Park / Cat Park

"Welcome aboard. We will endeavor to treat you with dignity and respect. Now get you and your stupid face out of my office."

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

"I think you'll like this idea-it's sort of 'dull' meets 'inoffensive.' "

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.

"I've been wondering if there isn't some way we could capitalize on the cat craze."

Psychiatric Clinic. I'm not sure giving a narcissist an hour a week where it's all about him counts as therapy.

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"If you want to know why I fired you, you can subscribe to my blog."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

Alpha males through the ages!

"No, no, your job's not going out of the country to some foreign bastard. We're just firing you."

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

'Sometimes I think you're on a different planet.'

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

"I'm going to use my tax cut to trickle down on you all."

"Some other news, China declares war on Peru, ISIS blows up the pyramids and the pope resigns. Now back to more comments from David Bowie fans."

"Die alone"

A well-dressed panhandler holds a sign that reads "Will argue for food".

TV and man

"Miss Winthrop, tell my callers that I'm busy with the World Bank."

Poser

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Joy Behar?'

"One last question, Berlinger. Is it just you, or is the whole damn Accounting Department shot full of steroids?"

"Freud said love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness, but human mess is equally true."

Man with many tattoos.

You're right. It's not fear I smell but angst with a hint of regret.

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

"Excuse me, have you seen a large gent with a red coat and face to match."

Planning Office - Acquired by Tesco