Machismo Gifts

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Macho talk from down in accounting.

Important Muscles.

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

Soldiers' Ego

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

Alpha males through the ages!

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"This is all my own hair."

"Science has proven that if you don't know what you're talking about, people will still take you seriously if you act like you do...Especially if you back it up by saying 'Science has proven' it."

"I'm just saying Darling: You look a lot less formidable when you carry your kitten around..."

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

"If he'd done that to me, I'd have got up and given him a good thump!"

'He eats his yogurt and carrot sticks out of a grease-stained brown bag to preserve his macho image.'

"Clothes, hell. It's the desk that makes the man."

'He was competitive to the very end.'

"There's one telltale sign a man is interested in you....He weeps when you mercilessly mock him and all that he holds dear....It also weeds out the 'men' who are afraid to cry."

'That's a good start, Betsy, but could you make it more macho?'

'I'm sorry, Ma'am, but medical science still has a lot to learn about machismo.'

'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.'

Arm and leg wrestling.

'Oh, he's not mean. He thinks it makes him look macho.'

'I want my money back -- I'm still a wuss.'

'Will you sorry excuse for Vikings shut up and go to sleep?!'

Bill just couldn't wait for his testosterone to kick in.

"I recommend the lobster today, sir, if you think you're man enough."

Rhinovirus (Common Cold) vs Rhinovirus-M (Man Cold)

"Okay boys, time to maintain a delicate ecological balance between man and beast."

'Bad hairy-chest day.'

I have an awful headache. Do you have an aspirin? Not so fast, little buddy. A real man doesn't mask his symptoms with pharmaceuticals. Even if it feels like a jackhammer on his forehead, a real man grits his teeth and bears it. A real man rides it out the way he'd ride out a bucking bronco. Not everything in life is a test of my manhood. A real man would beg to differ.

The Men Thing. . .