Machismo Appreciators Prints

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Soldiers' Ego

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

Alpha males through the ages!

Have you ever sued anyone for slander or libel, Randy? Indeed I have, little buddy. It was 1979. Francis Melba stood up in the middle of the cafeteria and accused me - in front of all the other kids - of being "nothing special." So I stood atop my table, ripped my shirt in two, slowly smoothed out my mustache, and then proceeded to flex my pecs, one at a time. HOJ. The sunlight streaming in through the windows scattered off my bouncing pecs like a disco ball. That's when Melba knew he was toast.

"One last question, Berlinger. Is it just you, or is the whole damn Accounting Department shot full of steroids?"

Man with many tattoos.

'He was competitive to the very end.'

"Clothes, hell. It's the desk that makes the man."

"Come on. One more. You got it..." "It's so cute when they do that."

'I'm sorry, Ma'am, but medical science still has a lot to learn about machismo.'

'That rig has made me feel more like a man than any woman ever did.'

"Take no notice of George - it's just because he opened a jam jar earlier!"

"There's one telltale sign a man is interested in you....He weeps when you mercilessly mock him and all that he holds dear....It also weeds out the 'men' who are afraid to cry."

'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.'

"Dear, do you think you may have become too comfortable with your masculinity?"

Arm and leg wrestling.

"Real men don't shave, but, if you have to, don't be dainty about it."

Macho fishing.

"If it's your chair, man up and get him out of it!"

'My speed limit is bigger than yours.'

'Will you sorry excuse for Vikings shut up and go to sleep?!'

Rhinovirus (Common Cold) vs Rhinovirus-M (Man Cold)

The New Man

The Men Thing. . .

Macho Males: Putin and Obama

"Mom said grandpa killed it so his penis would feel bigger."

'Bad hairy-chest day.'

I have an awful headache. Do you have an aspirin? Not so fast, little buddy. A real man doesn't mask his symptoms with pharmaceuticals. Even if it feels like a jackhammer on his forehead, a real man grits his teeth and bears it. A real man rides it out the way he'd ride out a bucking bronco. Not everything in life is a test of my manhood. A real man would beg to differ.

'Oh yeah? Step outside and say that!'

'My mom would never let me get one before.'

"Reggie 'The Butcher' Baker just found out that everyone knows his wife calls him 'love dumpling'."

'I told you it was a full bodied wine, but you just had to mess with it.'

'Remember, talk up your athlete's foot -- it's the most macho thing about you.'

"Now that's a splinter."