Luxury Of Length Gifts

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Sloaney Pony.

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Haute Suture

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Bubbly

Baroque Peacock

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

New Shoes.

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."