Luxury Loop Gifts

"Whenever someone scoffs at dreaming the impossible dream, I tell them to think of Bloomingdale's –the way it was long, long ago, and the way it is now."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"First class, or with children?"

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

La Table

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Bubbly

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Baroque Peacock

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

New Shoes.

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"