Luxury Loop Mugs

"Whenever someone scoffs at dreaming the impossible dream, I tell them to think of Bloomingdale's –the way it was long, long ago, and the way it is now."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"First class, or with children?"

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

La Table

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Bubbly

Baroque Peacock

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

New Shoes.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.