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'Still don't know why she left half the moeny to the dogs home.'

"Hastings- get rid of my lavish life style."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

Bubbly

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Haute Suture

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Baroque Peacock

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

New Shoes.

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

'What - no internet? No USB ports? No socket for the coffee machine? No phone? Are you crazy? My husband was a very important CEO!'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

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