Active Lifestyler T-Shirts

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Exercising

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

Elderly People

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

'It's one of the less well known about dangers of a sedentary lifestyle!'

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

Late Bloomers

An old lady Kitesurfing

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

Wife asking husband what resolutions he is going to make for the new century

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

Taking the elevator instead of the stairs.

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

"I think you're going to like today's class."

Tred carefully mill.

'The doctor said that exercise could add years to my life. He was right. I feel 10 years older after that!'

Bike with Tag Along

Hazard of texting

"Is there something wrong with the car, Mom?"

Active retirement comics

"Take this stuffed rabbit and chase it twice a day."

"I got you a larger, heavier jump rope. It will give you a more-intensive workout."

'And...?'