Active Lifestyler Gifts

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Exercising

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

Elderly People

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

Yoga Beginners Class. Breathe and stretch. That's Good. URGH! OOOF! "Yoga pants" should be something you wear and not something that happens because you can't catch your breath!

"You're too sedentary."

Late Bloomers

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

An old lady Kitesurfing

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

'It's one of the less well known about dangers of a sedentary lifestyle!'

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

Wife asking husband what resolutions he is going to make for the new century

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

Taking the elevator instead of the stairs.

Tred carefully mill.

Bike with Tag Along

'The doctor said that exercise could add years to my life. He was right. I feel 10 years older after that!'

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

"I think you're going to like today's class."

Hazard of texting

"Take this stuffed rabbit and chase it twice a day."

Active retirement comics

"I got you a larger, heavier jump rope. It will give you a more-intensive workout."

"Is there something wrong with the car, Mom?"