Luxury Food Gifts

"What's upscale today, Joey?"

"Buy the deluxe and I'll throw in the stick for free."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

The wonderful world of cheese.

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

La Table

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

Haute Suture

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Bubbly

Baroque Peacock

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

French wine

New Shoes.

"I come here for the pepper."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."