Luxury Car Worshipper T-Shirts

"What part of ‘Porsche 911 Targa 4S with direct fuel injection and VarioCam Plus’ don’t you understand?!"

Drool Marks

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

Marilyn's Rushmore

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"Four hours study and the poor love still can't decide which luxury saloon to buy for himself."

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

"We're testing a new virtual reality praise & worship system for the satellite campus."

Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

Jennifer Aniston

Top model

The car showroom

'Nice car. How many clients did it cost you?'

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

"It was basically $10,000 per cup holder."

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

"Okay, I have contributed to the total devastation of the planet because I wanted to make more profit. But I called my 12th 450 HP Luxury Limousine 'Greta'. Doesn't that count?"

I'm where I am today because of lots of hard work; thank goodness none of it was mine.

"The Chancellor insists on people getting 'advice' on what to do with their pension ports if they cash them in."

"Personally, he did very well out of the downsizing."

Church Sign Asks If You Are Prepared for Digital Conversion.

Elephant Upgrade

'Just stay calm and ask if they've got valet parking.'

"He adored that old car !"

As you know, Al, this is the third time I've seen you this week, but I think the next week we can cut back to the usual schedule. Does this mean I'm getting better, Doctor? No, it means I've finally paid off my Mercedes.

"That's the problem with imports. Most of them come from another country."

Car shaped like a bun has bumpersticker: 'My other car is a Rolls'

Stretch-Camel.

"Ooh, look – a Porsche Panamera."

Man leaves stretch limousine in a stretch wheelchair.

'Trouble is that once you are old enough to afford one of these you're too old to get in and out of it!'