Luxury Car Worshipper T-Shirts

"What part of ‘Porsche 911 Targa 4S with direct fuel injection and VarioCam Plus’ don’t you understand?!"

Drool Marks

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"Four hours study and the poor love still can't decide which luxury saloon to buy for himself."

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Top model

"We're testing a new virtual reality praise & worship system for the satellite campus."

Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'

The car showroom

'Nice car. How many clients did it cost you?'

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

"It was basically $10,000 per cup holder."

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

Church Sign Asks If You Are Prepared for Digital Conversion.

"The Chancellor insists on people getting 'advice' on what to do with their pension ports if they cash them in."

"Personally, he did very well out of the downsizing."

Elephant Upgrade

'Just stay calm and ask if they've got valet parking.'

"He adored that old car !"

"That's the problem with imports. Most of them come from another country."

Stretch-Camel.

Car shaped like a bun has bumpersticker: 'My other car is a Rolls'

"Ooh, look – a Porsche Panamera."

Man leaves stretch limousine in a stretch wheelchair.

'Trouble is that once you are old enough to afford one of these you're too old to get in and out of it!'

"Oh, I'm sorry, sir, my mistake. That sign was meant for someone with a less expensive car."