Lunch Optimizer Gifts

'Give your Mom a week, she'll get the hang of lunches again.'

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

'This is a business lunch, Lowden. So, don't even think about enjoying yourself.'

Behind Every Stupid Man

"We want to include you in this decision without letting you affect it."

"I'm feeling quite generous today, so what do you say we all go out to lunch huh? Dawson's treat."

"I brought my lunch."

Food van driving through an office.

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

'One businessman's lunch and one lackey's lunch.'

Overloaded on Junk Food.

"Lunch!"

'Don't worry about lunch for me today Simpkins, I've brought my own.'

"I prefer working remotely, except when there's a free lunch."

'Then it's decided... the United Nations will bring full sanctions against Rienzo's Hoagie Hut for today's cruddy lunch.'

Woman opens sushi box.

'Yo! It's lunchtime!'

'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Mum. Can I have something different in my sandwiches tomorrow?' - 'Okay.' - 'Cheese and pickle.' -

"Veni, Vidi, Lunchi."

C.I.A. concealing the location of their lunch appointment.

Man sees sign on betting shop door listing odds on when the proprietor will come back from lunch.

'Major breakthrough! We've all agreed on Pizza for lunch.'

"Oh, nice-pulling up the blinds really lets in the light."

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'

'I quit drinking coffee with lunch - it was keeping me awake all afternoon.'

'Well, we've been talking about downsizing, and it looks like the bank is going to make sure we do.'

"Have a good day at school. Here - don't forget your lunch."

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'

"Okay, who wants a wrap, who gets a steak and who's the fish?"

"If it's still following me around at noon, you'll bet I'll eat it."