Lunch Critic Gifts

Wow, you're right! Your mom's regurgitated worms are way better than my mom's!

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.'

"Would you like to see the markup?"

'This is a business lunch, Lowden. So, don't even think about enjoying yourself.'

"Hey, waiter! This homework is burnt to a crisp!"

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

"I'm feeling quite generous today, so what do you say we all go out to lunch huh? Dawson's treat."

'In case of emergency, break glass.'

"I'm thinking of suing your cafe. I just got a $2,000 dental bill. You should be paying for it." "I'm in here every day and I always order your sugary scones and your sugar-filled lattes." "That's why I had twelve cavities!" "I'll settle out of court for a scone and a latte." "No deal."

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

Continental Breakfast...$2.99: 'What continent is THIS supposed to represent?'

"I brought my lunch."

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

"If you represent special interests, I can seat you immediately."

The Office Dinosaur in: Lord of the Lunches

'Is there a money back guarantee if the burrito isn't as big as your head?'

"Hi Mike, how's the Leprosy research going?"

'Eating again. What's happened to your weight lifting?'

The vow of silence. Some days it was really hard to keep.

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

'You are quite right, the soup is cold.'

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

"Haven't you got anything that hasn't been regurgitated?"

"Lunch!"

"While you've been making your mind up, the Early Bird special when up three bucks."

'First you feel shock, then anger, and finally remorse. It's the three stages of grief when buying the tuna sandwich.'

'Don't worry about lunch for me today Simpkins, I've brought my own.'

"This isn't a donor heart. It's a tuna on rye."

'Then it's decided... the United Nations will bring full sanctions against Rienzo's Hoagie Hut for today's cruddy lunch.'

"Veni, Vidi, Lunchi."

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'