Lunch Critic Gifts

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.'

"Would you like to see the markup?"

'This is a business lunch, Lowden. So, don't even think about enjoying yourself.'

"Hey, waiter! This homework is burnt to a crisp!"

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

"I'm feeling quite generous today, so what do you say we all go out to lunch huh? Dawson's treat."

'In case of emergency, break glass.'

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

"I brought my lunch."

"I'm thinking of suing your cafe. I just got a $2,000 dental bill. You should be paying for it." "I'm in here every day and I always order your sugary scones and your sugar-filled lattes." "That's why I had twelve cavities!" "I'll settle out of court for a scone and a latte." "No deal."

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

Continental Breakfast...$2.99: 'What continent is THIS supposed to represent?'

"If you represent special interests, I can seat you immediately."

The Office Dinosaur in: Lord of the Lunches

"Lunch!"

'You are quite right, the soup is cold.'

'Eating again. What's happened to your weight lifting?'

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

"Haven't you got anything that hasn't been regurgitated?"

"Hi Mike, how's the Leprosy research going?"

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

'Is there a money back guarantee if the burrito isn't as big as your head?'

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

The vow of silence. Some days it was really hard to keep.

'First you feel shock, then anger, and finally remorse. It's the three stages of grief when buying the tuna sandwich.'

"While you've been making your mind up, the Early Bird special when up three bucks."

'Don't worry about lunch for me today Simpkins, I've brought my own.'

"What's healthy about breakfast cereals?"

"Veni, Vidi, Lunchi."

"It's a working lunch."

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'