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'Give your Mom a week, she'll get the hang of lunches again.'

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

'This is a business lunch, Lowden. So, don't even think about enjoying yourself.'

Behind Every Stupid Man

"We want to include you in this decision without letting you affect it."

"I'm feeling quite generous today, so what do you say we all go out to lunch huh? Dawson's treat."

Time Management Conultancy - Out, Out

Food van driving through an office.

"I brought my lunch."

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

'One businessman's lunch and one lackey's lunch.'

Overloaded on Junk Food.

"Lunch!"

"This isn't a donor heart. It's a tuna on rye."

'Don't worry about lunch for me today Simpkins, I've brought my own.'

"I watched that Marie Kondo program on decluttering and decided to get rid of Norman."

Man sees sign on betting shop door listing odds on when the proprietor will come back from lunch.

'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Mum. Can I have something different in my sandwiches tomorrow?' - 'Okay.' - 'Cheese and pickle.' -

'Yo! It's lunchtime!'

'Then it's decided... the United Nations will bring full sanctions against Rienzo's Hoagie Hut for today's cruddy lunch.'

"I prefer working remotely, except when there's a free lunch."

Woman opens sushi box.

"Veni, Vidi, Lunchi."

C.I.A. concealing the location of their lunch appointment.

Wow, you're right! Your mom's regurgitated worms are way better than my mom's!

'Major breakthrough! We've all agreed on Pizza for lunch.'

"Oh, nice-pulling up the blinds really lets in the light."

'I quit drinking coffee with lunch - it was keeping me awake all afternoon.'

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'

Ballroom. Political Forum. At least they served lunch during that rambling incoherent speech. Alphabet soup and a word salad.

'Well, we've been talking about downsizing, and it looks like the bank is going to make sure we do.'

"Okay, who wants a wrap, who gets a steak and who's the fish?"

"If it's still following me around at noon, you'll bet I'll eat it."

"Have a good day at school. Here - don't forget your lunch."