Lunar Linguist Gifts

'Spotting the jacal in the rille left him roupy.'

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Moon: Made in China

Planting by the Moon.

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

An astronaut sees a sign saying zoning in force.

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

Climbing to the moon

China Launches Lunar Rover

Moon Souvenirs

Rocket to the Moon

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

"Oh come on mate. I thought you said that you'd done the knowledge!"

Sarah visited the planet Spelling Mistake and met the Spellingmistakians

The moon used to be a ghostly, unreachable companion in the night sky. Men and women would gaze at it at night, and its mystery would get them in the mood for lovin'. House of Java . Net Cybercafe. Then NASA had to go louse it all up by sending people there. It took decades of us giving up and abandoning the moon for it to start to seem untouchable again. Just last year, it finally regained its magic ... Then China went and landed on it. I still don't think you can sue China.

The First Man to Ride the Moon

"Here it comes!"

"Standard equipment includes the Manual Anti-Collision Sonic Warning System...otherwise known as the horn."

"Your ordering in French would have been more romantic if you didn't have to read it off your phone."

Spaceman walking dog on the moon.

'What's the area code up here?'

'This is the showhouse, but in fact all the units have the same imaginative use of space. '

"RATS! Hooked it."

'How was I to know that according to our sat-nav 'Marius' was a crater on the moon and not an Italian restaurant in Lancaster?"

The Moon Made from Cheese

'Today I learned a little grammar in the classroom and LOTS of vocabulary on the playground!'

"Yes. I'm 100% sure it's your turn for a moonwalk."

"Actually, it's pronounced 'An-hel'."

'What luck!'