Lullaby Lovers Gifts

"Hush, little baby, don't say a word. Papa's gonna buy you a mockingbird. And if that mockingbird won't sing, Papa's gonna flip out and make everyone around him anxious and miserable."

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Senta jumps into the sea

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

Bashful in Nashville

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Karaoke night.

Jerry Lordan

George Martin

'My love is like a red red rose...'

Musical genres

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

"Hey, Dad, I've been working on a song for our family band!"

Lute

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

"Go to sleep, or she'll sing it again."

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

I'm a songbird. He's my lyricist.

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

"Never get between a mama bear and her cub – unless you want to hear a long story about our struggles with bedtime."

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

Poetry Reading. Physics Lecture. Which'll it be -- rhyme or reason?