Lullaby Enthusiast Gifts

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Dad tries singing to baby'

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

Johannes Brahms

"Go to sleep, or she'll sing it again."

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

Love birds playing a guitar.

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

Tenors

"Never get between a mama bear and her cub – unless you want to hear a long story about our struggles with bedtime."

Old songs made new

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

A singer being criticised

Pirate King

"Hush, little baby, don’t you cry ... ever."

Bass Clef

'I wouldn't have agreed to let you write your own wedding vows if I knew you were just going to copy the lyrics to Margaritaville!'

"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics."

"Music has doubled my income..."

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

Hush a bye baby

'Wake up, Mr. Granger, the doctor will see you about your insomnia now.'

"This next one's for you, babe."

Renaissace Music Lovers

"Nice, but not Pavarotti''

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

A bird's song is trapped in a musical stave.

'Uh-oh, here comes the mike again. Cut the barbershop quartet and go back to mournful whistling.'