Lullaby Lover Gifts

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

"Hush, little baby, don’t you cry ... ever."

'Can you read the story with more enthusiasm? You're putting me to sleep.'

Hush a bye baby

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

'Your reflexes are still good!'

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Senta jumps into the sea

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Crab with a clown face.

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

'The girls must be feeling better...'

Myths and legends...

"I miss the Augean stables."

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

Priest

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).