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"Hush, little baby, don’t you cry ... ever."

'Can you read the story with more enthusiasm? You're putting me to sleep.'

Hush a bye baby

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

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"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Crab with a clown face.

Senta jumps into the sea

'Your reflexes are still good!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"I miss the Augean stables."

'The girls must be feeling better...'

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

Myths and legends...

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Stephen Fry