Literary Lullaby Enthusiast Gifts

"After the fourth reading of 'Knuffle Bunny,' Ed went 'old school'... You are getting very, very sleepy... so sleepy..."

Iliadette.

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

Jack London

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

"When Mom reads that story, the dragon comes off as a much more sympathetic character."

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

Gavrila Derzhavin

"Go to sleep, or she'll sing it again."

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

"Never get between a mama bear and her cub – unless you want to hear a long story about our struggles with bedtime."

"Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs would make a great reality show."

"Hush, little baby, don’t you cry ... ever."

Old songs made new

The Curious George pop-down book

Bob Dylan

Ave Atque Vale- Illustrates Beardsley's Translation of Carmen CI of Catullus

"Pop, tell me again how Jazz came up the river from New Orleans."

'I wouldn't have agreed to let you write your own wedding vows if I knew you were just going to copy the lyrics to Margaritaville!'

Hush a bye baby

"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics."

"Nice, but not Pavarotti''

'Well yes, son. I imagine some marriages of convenience took place.'

"This next one's for you, babe."

"Imagine there's no heaven. . ."

He's disappointed --- He came here because he thought the song went "New York, New York, it's an elephant town."

Three lanes at a turnpike; one for passes, one for cash and one, manned by a troll, for riddles.

"You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixon..."

Stork and baby